Jess Commons | Deputy Editor | Thursday, 14 April 2016

Glastonbury 2016 Line-Up: Got Tickets? Here\\\'s Who You\\\'re Going To See

Glastonbury 2016 Line-Up: Got Tickets? Here's Who You're Going To See

The Debrief: And for the rest of you: here's who you're going to see at Glastonbury 2016 from the safety of your couch.

If you managed to nab tickets to (let's face it) the biggest and bestest festival on the planet then WELL DONE YOU. I am super proud of you. And also super jealous. Enjoy Glastonbury. But don't come crying to me when you wake up in a tent with some boy called Rupert who is wearing nothing but a straw trilby hat and pair of Kanye shutter shade sunglasses to cover his teeny tiny willy.

For the rest of you, you'll still watch the whole thing, you'll just do it from the comfort of your own living room. Which, let's face it, has pros and it has cons. For instance... Pro: there is a clean loo less than fifteen seconds walk away and a fridge stocked with cold white wine. Con: you're watching 200,000 people have the time of their bloody lives and you're sat in your living room.

Either way, Glastonbury is great. The line-up's not finalised yet but here's what we know so far. Stage times to come closer to the date....

Is Rihanna going to be at Glastonbury?

Almost certainly not. Sorry.

Glastonbury 2016 line up 

Muse

Adele

Coldplay

Foals

Beck

Jeff Lynne's ELO

LCD Soundsystem

PJ Harvey

ZZ Top

Disclosure

New Order

Earth, Wind & Fire

Ellie Goulding

The Last Shadow Puppets

Skepta

The 1975

Grimes

Annie Mac

Sigur Ros

Underworld

James Blake

The Syrian National Orchestra

Savages

FLoating Points

Laura Mvula

Stormzy

Art Garfunkel

Bring Me The Horizon

Santigold

Chvrches

Vince Staples

Daughter

Richard Hawley

The Lumineers

Gregory Porter

Ronnie Spector

Ezra Furman

M83

Kurt Vile

Mercury Rev

Jess Glynne

Madness

Wolf Alice

Baaba Maal

Ernest Ranglin

Bastille

Roisin Murphy

John Grant

Years & Years

Little Simz

Carl Cox

Nao

Fatboy Slim

Guy Garvey

Kamasi Washington

Jack Garratt

Cyndi Lauper

Explosions In The Sky

Aluna George

Bat For Lashes

Protoje

Two Door Cinema Club

Jake Bugg

Mac Demarco

Of Monsters And Men

Dua Lipa

Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Saint Etienne

Band Of Horses

Rokia Traore

Hinds

Blossoms

Lapsley

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