Apparently Your Perfect Lip Shade Is Your Nipple Colour
The Debrief: Shopping for lipstick will never be the same.
It's 2017, so it's about time that somebody discovered the correlation between your perfect lipstick shade and your nipples. While there are numerous fad beauty trends on the internet, maybe this one has some truth in it. After all, nature knows best, right?
If you're wondering where this lip to nipple connection came from, it's all thanks to TV show The Doctors, which claims that matching your lipstick to your nipple shade is the best way to find your ideal hue. How? Because apparently your nipple colour is the shade that is most complementary to your skin tone. Why have we never thought of this before?!
Of course, this weird, yet wonderful discovery that your nipple colour is an ideal match for your lips made the internet feel some way:
Just read that your nipple colour is your best lipstick colour and feel confused and blown away all at the same time— Rach (@rrraacchh) May 4, 2017
omg as if your nipple colour is the same colour as your best suited lipstick shade wtf BRING IN THE PALE PINKS— amy (@amyd_26) May 6, 2017
And there was this legitimate question:
If ur nipple color is ur best lipstick shade how come my nipples aren't purple— Lieutenant Bitch (@jupitergrades) May 7, 2017
Even if this theory truly is correct, you probably couldn't get away with swatching a lipstick next to your nipple in your local Boots or Superdrug store without the security guard catching on. So, instead of whipping your nip out in the makeup aisle, we recommend take a zoomed in picture of it in private, and then using that to match your perfect shade. You're welcome.
And remember, next time your friend asks what shade of lipstick you're wearing, you can confidently reply: 'my nipple'.
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