Debrief Drunk Make Up: The Best Lipsticks To Apply When Smashed
The Debrief: Seriously though, what IS the best kind of lipstick to apply when you're so drunk you can't think of anything but Jason Derulo?
Lipstick is king - but what's the best format to pop in your makeup bag when you're out? Probably one that you're going to be able to easily apply while shitfaced. Which is why we boldly went where many girls in the toilets if clubs have gone before, did a frankly awkward amount of shots, and tried out a load of different lipsticks.
From the sponge ones to tubes to your classic stick - which worked well when hammered? And which should you leave out of your clutch bag unless you want to resemble a batman villain?
The Alcohol Drunk: genuinely so much vodka I can't remember but I DO remember saying 'Oh shit I think I've had eight shots'.
The Products Tested: Maybelline Color Drama Lipstick in Light It Up (£4.99), Rimmel Apocalips Lip Lacquer in Big Bang (£6.49), Soap and Glory Sexy Mother Pucker Pillow Plump XXL in Cherry Up (£10), Topshop Lipstick in Hazard (£8).
The Drinkers: The Debrief's Staff Writer, Stevie and Editorial Assistant, Chemmie.
Bottoms up, dudes.
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