'The Dress' Is The Latest Lame Halloween Costume To Annoy You
The Debrief: Is it white or black? Now you won't even have to decide.
Remember when the whole world lost their shit over the colour of a dress? Back in February when we spent a whole day, nay, a few days, arguing with our mates over what colour it was? Course you do. And now, in true Halloween style, it’s come back to haunt us in the form of a really really really lame Halloween costume.
Why must Halloween costume makers troll us so? Usually by putting ‘sexy’ in front of any conceivable fancy dress outfit and expecting women everywhere to go, ‘HEY you know what, I do want to go to that Halloween party as a sexy Donald Trump. Thanks, Halloween costume maker, you’ve really helped a girlfriend out.’
Seriously. Can everyone just stop it and go as something cool when the day actually comes (which is ages away, FYI) like a zombie or a corpse bride or a big papier mâché pumpkin? Thanks in advance.
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