Sophie Wilkinson | Contributing Editor | Wednesday, 29 April 2015

Miley Cyrus Has Got ‘Dick Flops’ And You Can Get Yours Too

Miley Cyrus Has Got ‘Dick Flops’ And You Can Get Yours Too

The Debrief: Even her pig likes them!

Are you going to a hen party anytime soon? Are you, better still, not going to a hen party anytime soon? Well, you might want to first of all wait for the weather to get tip-top, then invest in a pair of these ‘Dick Flops’. They’re flip flops, just dick shaped! And an odd pink colour that we really hope no-one’s penis ever actually is.

Worn by none other than Miley Cyrus – whose pig, Pig, wholeheartedly approves of them – they’re really cheap in every single way, they’re a snip (lol, because they come without a foreskin, oh don’t mind us) at just £4.56 per pair (of flip flops, not balls).

The ‘dick flops’ also come – haha, come! – complete with two strands of pearls to keep your feet in and looking like they’ve just been spunked over by a man with a glass penis.

 

Pig eating my dick-flops....

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Apr 28, 2015 at 11:37pm PDT

You can get your ‘Dick Penis Pecker Pink flip flops DICK FLOPS bachelorette thongs one size’ on eBay for £4.56 plus approximately £7.17 post and packaging. That’s £11.73 for a pair of novelty flip flops that literally make you look like a dick! You can thank us later…

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