Jennifer Lynn | Contributing Writer | Monday, 9 January 2017

Karreuche Tran, Chrissy Teigen and Olivia Culpo at the 2017 Golden Globes

The Golden Globes 2017: If Dresses Could Talk

The Debrief: 'I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me as Prom Queen…'

The 74th annual Golden Globes took place last night and, as usual, the great and good of Hollywood (and a few hangers-on) called up their stylists and demanded to look fabulous – and fabulous they did. But, red carpet chatter about designers aside, here's what the the frocks would say if they could talk. 

Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore at the 2017 Golden Globes

'Girl I didn’t know you could get down like that, Charlie, how your Angels get down like that.'

Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker at the 2017 Golden Globes

'I began to wonder: would Matthew agree to renew our wedding vows for our 20th anniversary?'

Emma Stone

Emma Stone at the 2017 Golden Globes

'Look surprised, look surprised… OH MY GOD!'

Thandie Newton

Thandie Newton at the 2017 Golden Globes

'I really hope someone says I look ‘fire’, because that’s exactly what I was going for.'

Maisie Williams

Maisie Williams at the 2017 Golden Globes

'I am no longer 12; I am a strong, sophisticated woman, and I can channel Kate Hudson in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days if I want to.'

Blake Lively

Blake Lively at the 2017 Golden Globes

'I have pockets.'

Hailee Steinfeld

Hailee Steinfeld at the 2017 Golden Globes

'If Disney ever decide to make a live action Rapunzel, I am SO first in line for the lead.'

Olivia Culpo

Olivia Culpo at the 2017 Golden Globes

'Must. Top. Best. Dressed. Lists.'

Chrissy Teigen

Chrissy Teigen at the 2017 Golden Globes

'Must not become a meme this year, must not become a meme this year.'

Emily Ratajkowski

Emily Ratajkowski at the 2017 Golden Globes

'Do you think if I stand still enough they’ll think I’M a Golden Globe?'

Karrueche Tran

Karreuche Tran at the 2017 Golden Globes

'I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me as Prom Queen…'

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