The Golden Globes 2017: If Dresses Could Talk
The Debrief: 'I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me as Prom Queen…'
The 74th annual Golden Globes took place last night and, as usual, the great and good of Hollywood (and a few hangers-on) called up their stylists and demanded to look fabulous – and fabulous they did. But, red carpet chatter about designers aside, here's what the the frocks would say if they could talk.
'Girl I didn’t know you could get down like that, Charlie, how your Angels get down like that.'
Sarah Jessica Parker
'I began to wonder: would Matthew agree to renew our wedding vows for our 20th anniversary?'
'Look surprised, look surprised… OH MY GOD!'
'I really hope someone says I look ‘fire’, because that’s exactly what I was going for.'
'I am no longer 12; I am a strong, sophisticated woman, and I can channel Kate Hudson in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days if I want to.'
'I have pockets.'
'If Disney ever decide to make a live action Rapunzel, I am SO first in line for the lead.'
'Must. Top. Best. Dressed. Lists.'
'Must not become a meme this year, must not become a meme this year.'
'Do you think if I stand still enough they’ll think I’M a Golden Globe?'
'I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me as Prom Queen…'
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