Fashionable People Are Ashamed Of Their Hands
The Debrief: Greensleeves was all my joy, Greensleeves was my delight
Hands are out. I never liked them anyway – they’re like weird crabs on the end of your arms, and nobody wants crabs, right? Sleeves are much better. You can keep all sorts in there, and nobody will be able to see if your nails are chipped.
In related news, I should also note that this lot are also massive fans of the colour navy.
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