9 Snazzy Shoes For Less Than £45 That Were Made For Partying
The Debrief: What, these old things?
When looking for party shoes, don't be tempted by subtlety. You want a party shoe that slaps you around the face with festive jazz hands then goes off to spike the punch with strawberry vodka.
These are the shoes. Buy them. Dance. Hiccup Strawberries.
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