11 Pairs Of Jeans To Buy Because You're A Human Being And Human Beings Like Jeans
The Debrief: Anyone who says they don't like jeans are lying or aliens
Like jeans? Course you do. They go with everything, and they’re comfy. I bet you’re wearing a pair right now, aren’t you?
If you’re not, then CHRIST ON A BIKE why not? Do you think you are above jeans? Do you think you know better than Kate Moss and Jean Seberg and Brooke Shields and Claudia Schiffer? Well, maybe you are. I don’t know, I can’t see you through the screen - or can I? Did you cut your hair? But anyway, if you’re not, then I suggest you run – don’t walk, run – and buy these, or at least go and stroke things in the Topshop denim department and go home and stare angrily at your pinstripe trousers while you think about what you have done.
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