Alyss Bowen | Social Media Editor | 7 days ago

Apparently Masturbation Breaks At Work Are Good For Productivity. Please No

Apparently Masturbation Breaks At Work Are Good For Productivity. You Heard It Here First.

The Debrief: And apparently everyone's at it

We all know taking time away from our desks is a good way to rejuvenate our brains, give us the energy boost we probably need mid-afternoon when sugar is calling our name, and stretch our legs because oh my god sitting at a desk all day is surprisingly tiring. But according to Ravishly.com, we’re all masturbation at work and this is a good thing. 

I’m sorry what who where what now? Masturbation breaks, or ‘fapping’ (Urban Dictionary: ‘to jack off or masturbate') is apparently a brilliant way to ‘boost output and creativity.’ Which, is a very valid point - but who in their right mind would feel comfortable nipping off to the loo to ‘fap’ fully knowing your desk buddy might be sat in the cubicle next to you. According to a study by Guyfi, 40% of workers in New York masturbate while on the job. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! 

Supposedly knocking one out at work (I hate myself i’m sorry) is good for workers, and their employees, as it increases productivity and helps to create a more healthy workflow. As well as boosting output and creativity. 

I'm not convinced. Call me a prude but there is a time and a place - and it’s not in your work toilet. What if Nigel from accountants, that guy you have a crush on, decides to pop to the toilet at the exact time you decide to go and ‘fap?’ You know it’s him because he has a very distinctive walk. How awkward would that be? Or if you boss came in, again with a very distinctive walk - oh dear lord. No. What if someone you work with sneaks off for a quick wank, doesn’t wash their hands then shakes your hand? I'm never shaking hands with anyone at work ever again. 

What do you guys think? Am I being a prude? Would you take a fapping break at work? Have you taken a fapping break at work? Tweet us @thedebrief. 

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Tags: Sex, Working Girls