Eight Ways Your Online Presence Changes When You’ve Got A Boyfriend

PS. We’re all dicks.

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by Jess Commons |
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Something about your statuses suddenly seems sunnier

Oh my gosh you guys, don’t you think today’s just such a great day? Come to think of it; so was yesterday, and the day before. And our friends that are there for us always? Love you guys. #youknowwhoyouare xoxoxoxo

Wedding ideas start popping up on your Pinterest

Mainly because you searched for them. And then pinned them on a board. A secret board of course. But nevertheless you did it, and you’re a walking cliché.

Selfies? Actually turns out they’re quite adorable

As long as it’s with him. Because then it’s not lame.

Same with pictures of him sleeping

SO not creepy right? How could he be creepy? Look how SWEET. Shame you didn’t realize earlier how badly the edge of the duvet failed to cover his crotchal region.

The X-Pro II Instagram filter comes out to play

Cosy, warm-hued – guaranteed to add an extra layer of lurve to your smug selfies.

You disappear from Twitter entirely

Once the activity du jour while you’re wearing tracksuit bottoms and a mouldy old top before you turn the light out in bed, Twittering - and ergo other peoples’ opinions - don’t like, seem to matter as much as before? Plus now you use the bed for much more fun activities – LOLS!

**Instead of posting just on his wall, you tag him in a status so the post appears on BOTH of your walls **

Therefore letting both sets of friends know, you’re still very much A Thing. It’s the human version of marking your territory.

Stalking his exes with glee rather than trepidation

Someone’s lost it since the ‘Magaluf 2009’ album

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Photograph: Kuo Loon Chong

This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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