Stevie Martin | Staff Writer | Tuesday, 15 March 2016

These Amazon Reviews For Strawberry Lube Are Hilarious

These Amazon Reviews For Strawberry Lube Are Hilarious

The Debrief: 'Excellent sandwich spread, my mother in law loves it'

Nobody wants to buy lube without checking out the Amazon user reviews first - what if , instead of making everything slippery, it cements things inside you? What if it's actually PVA? - so it's a good job these write-ups of Durex's Play Sweet Strawberry lube are so super helpful. If, by helpful, we mean something completely different. 

NB: don't buy lube before you've read this - otherwise you could end up with a whole load of UTIs or a vagina full of rotting plastic. Nobody wants that, right? 

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