Alyss Bowen | Social Media Editor | Thursday, 7 April 2016

Police In Germany Confuse Cock Ring For A Bomb

Police In Germany Confuse Cock Ring For A Bomb

The Debrief: It's an easy mistake to make

Picture this: you’re at a gambling hall in Halberstadt, Germany, minding your own business gambling away, making money or throwing it all away. Then you hear some weird humming noise from a nearby bin. Now, your first thoughts might be ‘that sounds like a trapped bee, buzzing away in a bin. Or maybe a humming bird (If you live in Disneyland or a fairy tale but whatever). Then you’d probably start to panic, because it sounds suspiciously weird. 

This happened IRL in Germany, in the men’s bathroom bin of a gambling hall. The police were called and 90 guests and employees were immediately evacuated out. Three explosive experts were called in from the local Office of Criminal Investigation to lock this down. 

We imagine their faces were slightly shocked, if not horrified when they opened the bin, expecting to detonate a bomb but to actually find cock rings. Yes, you heard right, not scary bombs, just a harmless – depending what you're doing with them that is – cock rings. They’re both pretty similar, we completely get it. Said no one ever. 

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Tags: Sex, Germany