Parody Twitter Account Of Kim Davis's Work Colleague Is Amazing
The Debrief: @nexttokimdavis 'written' by the woman who sits next to, you guessed it, Kim Davis. It's sweary, it's stupid and it's hilarious
Kim Davis, in case you're not aware, is the county clerk from Kentucky who refused to sign marriage licenses for gay people because she’s a) anti-gay and b) an idiot. She is now in prison for this, and while it’s sparked a rowdy – and at times, depressing – debate about same-sex marriage, it’s also provoked some absolutely banging parodies.
Among the memes, one stands out head and shoulders above the rest: a Twitter account called @nexttokimdavis ‘written’ by the woman who sits next to, you guessed it, Kim Davis at work. It’s sweary, it’s stupid, it’s totally hilarious so follow it now to, y’know, be down with the zeitgeist and also brighten up your day. We haven’t laughed this much at a Twitter account since that great Dan Brown joke got deleted so, if you didn’t see it, you missed out big time.
Anyway, here are some of the best tweets from @nexttokimdavis for your viewing pleasure. For context, it all stems from this picture of Kim Davis and her disgruntled, Mountain Dew drinking colleague (on whom the account is based):
If these tweets don’t make you laugh then you’re either dead or having a sense of humour failure.
I JUST GOT THIS JOB TO DICK AROUND ON FACEBOOK, KIM! YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD BE CHILL! THIS IS NOT FUCKING CHILL. #KimDavis— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
#KimDavis will be out by Monday. No way she’s not going to fuck up my barbecue.— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 4, 2015
.@CarlyFiorina I want to go to jail and get a million dollars, too. AND I DO MY FUCKING JOB. WANNA GET MARRIED? COME ON DOWN!— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 3, 2015
#KimDavis - DID GOD ORDER YOU NOT TO REFILL THE XEROX TRAY, TOO? GODDAMN IT SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO GO HOME TO OUR FIRST HUSBAND— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
The best thing about #KimDavis court date tomorrow? I’m taking a fucking 90-minute lunch.— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
The only downside is that soon the Kim Davis furore will die down and we won’t get these tweets any more. But they’ll still remain in our hearts, and forever immortalised on the internet. In the meantime, give whoever is doing this a Pulitzer.
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