Lose Your Lunchtime To This Man Eating A Crap Load Of Bacon
The Debrief: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
22-year-old Matt Stonie ate, wait for it, 182 pieces of bacon in five minutes at a competition in Florida. The previous title holder only managed 120. Smashed it, mate.
Even better? His bacon eating name is ‘Megatoad’. HUSBAND MATERIAL OVER HERE, LADIES.
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