Alyss Bowen | Social Media Editor | Monday, 4 April 2016

Girl Sends Her Boyfriend Buy A Her New Lipstick. Chaos Ensues.

Girl Sends Her Boyfriend Buy Her New Lipstick. Chaos Ensues.

The Debrief: Note to self: never ever send a guy to do a girl's job

If I were to ask my boyfriend to buy me my make-up supplies next time he took a trip to Boots, he would probably (in the nicest way possible) tell me to fuck off. This girl, also known as ‘My Beautiful Sunshine' on her boyfriends phone, decided to go for it.

Not only did she ask for him to pick her up a ‘light bright matte no sparkle lipstick, not lipgloss,' she went to town and asked for four more products that appear to be totally alien to this guy. Oh and then he posted the text conversation they had about the shop on Imgur so we could all lol about it. Now we’re going to dissect it for your reading pleasure. 

My Beautiful Sunshine (who is 26, according to The Metro) clearly feels like she shouldn’t be asking this of her man. He makes a great point that ‘light bright’ contradicts itself, we agree.  Oh wait, she clarifies the colour with this slightly weird picture. That colour reminds me of Mac’s 'Girl About Town' lipstick. I wore it for my 21st birthday and then lost it, along with my bag at 42’s nightclub in Manchester. Probably a good thing, it was a terrible, terrible colour. 

 

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Loving how dedicated the boyfriend is to this trip. ‘No I’m fine I can do this.’ Yeah, you’ve got this! 

 

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Ok so he’s found the right colour, but it’s a nail varnish. He should probably just buy that and call it a day, I’m sure she could make it work. Maybe it’ll become a new make-up trend. 

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Valid point, light bright doesn’t exist boyfriend – it’s neither a colour nor an accurate description of what a lipstick colour should be. She clearly didn’t like what he picked, because she’s calling him a tool. This ‘tool’ is buying you your make-up so maaaaybe lay off a little, hey. 

 

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He found a lipstick, finaaaaally. Apparently it ‘waffle stomped the lid,’ what the hell does that even mean? Anyone care to explain it for us…no? NVM. 

 

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Oh and he drew a chicken, she didn’t like it. Standard. 

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Now he’s onto the lip glosses, where she seems to be contradicting herself, again. First she can make it work, and then oh no no she doesn’t want that. WHAT DO YOU WANT. 

 

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He’s over the lipsticks now and it’s onto the eyelashes. Clearly more his forte, he gets it right after one scan of the eyelash isle. 

 

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Oh no wait, he’s forgotten his wallet. It’s all over, go buy your own beauty products next time, 'My Beautiful Sunshine.'

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Tags: Relationships