43 Of The Most Outrageous Made in Chelsea Quotes Of All Time
The Debrief: 'We always had to wear a bow tie at Eton, like, every day'
My name is Aimee Jakes and I have sat through every single episode of Made in Chelsea. Right from that very first one where Caggie (remember Caggie?!) does her best 'Gossip Girl xoxo' impression and really makes a point of how ruddy scandalous their lives are (we get it!!), through to present day tiffs and riffs with Tiff and Toff.
So, I ventured back to key episodes with a notepad and pen in hand, sat through every brunch, lunch and cheating hunch (which admittedly has died down dramatically since Spenny's departure) and bring you all the best quotes from Made In Chelsea you probably forgot about. Safe to say it's probably not the sort of material you'll want be tagging with #MondayMotivation #qotd and #lifeinspo over on Instagram but hey, we're here for the lolz.
Mark Francis Vandelli's most outrageous quotes
Francis Boulle's best quotes
On Ashley James...
Lucy Watson's sassiest quotes
Stevie Johnson's insightful quotes
On Sam promising to change after cheating on Tiff...
Ollie Locke's best quotes
Victoria Baker-Harber's sassiest quotes
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