Jess Commons | Deputy Editor | Wednesday, 2 September 2015

 

Tyga's New Video '$timluated' With Kylie Jenner Is Pretty Damn Gross

The Debrief: Proof that if you hear the word ‘penetrated’ enough, it can make you never want to have sex again

In case you missed it, the littlest member of the Kardashian Krew Kylie Jenner turned 18 a few weeks back. Meaning that her relationship with 25-year-old rapper Tyga is no longer illegal in the state of California. Hooray! And to celebrate, Tyga’s decided to release a video featuring his now-legal lady friend in which he talks all about penetration. It’s pretty bold stuff, guys…

The song is called Stimulated and (ironically) samples Robert Miles excellent iconic ’90s trance track Children. Tyga spells the title of the song with a dollar sign. Because he likes money. And the Kardashians have a lot. He, on the other hand, is apparently being sued because he owes his landlord $50,000 in back rent.

In the video, he’s hanging out at a fancy house on the beach that’s enough to make you weep inside when you compare it to your mouldy box room in your house you share with seven other people, trying to write some lyrics. All of a sudden, who should arrive but girlfriend Kylie, in a bright green car. Kylie looks lovely, she can wear the hell out of a fancy pair of shoes and sunglasses. The two canoodle on the balcony and look lovingly into each others’ eyes. Which is nice.

Until you listen to the lyrics…

‘I’m puttin’ in, I’m penetratin’
I’m gettin’ big, I’m stimulated
I touched the bitch, she disintegrated’

Charming. Especially when it’s followed up with:

’They say she young, I should’ve waited
She a big girl, dog, when she stimulated’

Putting aside the boasting about the underage thing, is it ever OK to talk about what your girlfriend’s state of being when she’s ‘stimulated’? Perhaps we’re just being old fashioned here, but we’d always err on the side of caution and go with ‘no’.

Tyga also shows a keen interest in open and honest debates in his relationships when he says:

‘Shut the fuck and let me finish, baby
I’ll let you finish later
Why the fuck you so opinionated?’

Because really, ladies, if you’re not going to let him finish, then are you fulfilling your duties as the ‘bitch’ he needs to ‘disintegrate’?

Gross.

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Tags: Music, Kylie Jenner