Taylor Swift's Cat Now Owes Her $40 Million For Scratching Her Insured Legs
The Debrief: OK fine, she was joking. Probably
It recently emerged that Taylor Swift’s legs were insured for $40 million, or rather, an ‘inside source’ said they were insured for $40 million – and Taylor’s cat just scratched the crap out of them.
To be clear, Taylor hasn’t confirmed the sum, but she’s continued her legacy of taking the piss out of herself by posting a pic of the offending scratch with the (hilarious) caption, ‘GREAT WORK MEREDITH I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS’
Something tells us this whole $40 million stuff should be taken with a pinch of salt. ‘It seems like a ludicrous sum, but if something was to happen to her legs, Swift wouldn’t be able to give her signature stage performances,’ the source told The National Enquirer. ‘Her $200 million career would be in big trouble.’
On thing’s for certain, Taylor should probably open up her own plaster business.
Although just selling this used one on eBay would probably get millions – and what’s the point in starting a business if you can get millions for just having legs? If anyone comes up with a way we can swap lives with her, please let us know.
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