Stevie Martin | Staff Writer | Tuesday, 10 February 2015

Miley Cyrus Has Entered A Porn Film Festival! Watch It Now!

The Debrief: It's in black and white and there's lots of paint involved.

Miley Cyrus has been a bit quiet as of late, and we thought it was probably down to the fact she’s settled down with boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger, but turns out she’s been working on a porn film. An arty one, though, so it’s alright guys. It’s in black and white and features an Alt-J song and everything!

Miley has entered The New York Porn Film Festival with a short entitled Tongue Tied, featuring her in a variety of poses, and a strong bondage theme. It might be too early to have a watch, but it’s not massively NSFW – just really arty and all pretentious and probably a bit weird while you’re eating your Cornflakes. 

In case you don’t fancy it, the short includes a lot of her writhing around with bondage tape over her nipples, some cool fake eyelash stuff where her eyelashes grow really fast, black paint, and an outfit consisting of nothing but knickers and fishnets aka The Least Flattering Pairing Ever That Miley Manages To Pull Off.

That’s pretty much all you need to know – there’s no man coming to check the washing machine, no handlebar moustaches, and no actual bonking. Porn doesn’t have to be explicit to be erotic, yeah? 

Check it out, and see what you think... 

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