Sophie Wilkinson | Contributing Editor | Friday, 10 July 2015

Let’s Talk About Kim Kardashian’s Mound Of Dirt

Let’s Talk About Kim Kardashian’s Mound Of Dirt

The Debrief: In shoot styled by Kanye West and shot by Juergen Teller, Kim humps some dirt…

Just when we thought we’d seen Kim Kardashian’s curves in every single situation they could ever be placed in, along comes creepy-artsy German photographer Juergen Teller, and, of course, Kanye West, to do something new with her form for System magazine.

Let’s Talk About Kim Kardashian’s Mound Of Dirt

On a seemingly low-budget shoot in the French countryside, Kanye dressed Kim up in a nude body (yes, like what you wore to ballet!), black stockings and stilettos, a gold bra and, well, that’s about it. Jeurgen then photographed Kim looking all moody next to some electric animal fences. Oh, and Kanye saw a massive mound of dirt and thought, ‘Let’s fling her on this!’

The mound of dirt, stacked up against an old stone wall, is pretty nothingy to look at. But with added Kim Kardashian, it gains a lot of pizzazz. Suddenly we want to know all about the mound – is it concave or convex? Doesn’t it look a bit like just-slightly-dull gold like the outside of a Tunnock’s milk caramel chocolate bar or the inside of a Crunchie? Where did it come from? What does it do? Who put it there? And… well, why?

That’s the power of Kim Kardashian, tbh. She could pique our interest in a mound of dirt.

Let’s Talk About Kim Kardashian’s Mound Of Dirt

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Pictures: Jeurgen Teller/System

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