Scott Disick Reveals How Long It Takes Kylie Jenner To Draw On Her Lips. It's A Long Time.
The Debrief: Kylie Jenner obviously has a lot of time on her hands. And lip brushes.
We've watched her grow from cute little moppet in low-ride flares and gypsy tops, to a selfie-loving and incredibly chic 17 year old with lips the size of the world. No seriously her lips are huge, and pretty famous (Google Kylie Jenner and 'lips' is in the top three prompts) and it's now been revealed how long they take her to draw on. A whopping 40 minutes.
In the most recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Scott Disick finally brings up the lip topic: 'Have you seen her do her lipstick? It takes like 40 minutes and then she like pulls one lip, pushes one out,'
We knew it probably wouldn't be a five minute job, but 40 minutes is pretty full-on. It takes us fifteen to do our whole faces, are we doing it wrong?! 'In my pictures, I pout them out a lot. I think big lips are awesome. I love lip liner and overlining my lips,' she has said in the past, admitting she was sick of all the surgery talk. 'I don't even care anymore. I'm like whatever, just say whatever you want. I feel like everyone has been talking about it for months,'
Yes we are, probably because you're tempting us by posting millions of selfies focused on your lips that have quadrupled in size and giving us all both lip envy and a weird feeling in our souls because you're 17. Not that we're age shaming or anything. And imagine what you can do in forty minutes! You could write a letter to your grandmother and walk to the post box down the road to post it. You could do your eyeliner roughly 27 times. You could sew two buttons on. Make a really comprehensive chilli con carne.
Or, of course, you could draw your lips on - and who are we to judge? Especially considering we've tried it ourselves and sort of really enjoyed it.
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