Kardashians ‘Banned’ From Hollywood, Relocate To Armenia
The Debrief: They've also got three Armenian cousins whose names all begin with the letter K! Really!
Celebrities have been sucking the lifeblood out of whatever Hollywood’s culture has been for decades. Ever since the desert gave way to the film industry and its hangers on, there have been dickheads wandering around LA. However, one Banksy-like prankster is so irritated by the Kardashians that they’ve put up signs around Hollywood reading: ‘NO KARDASHIAN PARKING ANYTIME’
The artist, called Plastic Jesus, told The Hollywood Reporter: ‘The Kardashian family has become ingrained in our culture.’
‘We've allowed mainstream media to become so profit-driven, we are sacrificing genuine news stories to satiate our vapid celebrity obsessions. I guarantee that same number of paparazzi was far greater than any number of photographers chasing real news.’
The Kardashians – obviously – haven’t responded directly to this criticism, as they’re too busy using the attention the world brings them to shed some light on their ancestral country of Armenia (their late father Robert's family emigrated to America from the country).
Kim and Khloe have departed from the world of celebdom to visit the landlocked country (it borders Georgia, Azerbaijan, Iran, Turkey and Nakhchivan) to meet with its actual prime minister Hovik Abrahamyan.
She took her Armenian cousins Kourtney and Kara along with her, saying that she missed Krista, the other cousin who couldn’t turn up. She acknowledged how ridiculous this is, saying: ‘Yes we have 3 cousins who are sisters that all start with a K too! LOL.’
So there’s Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie, Kourtni, Kara and Krista? No wonder Rob Kardashian’s gone wayward…
Anyway, Kim and Khloe were in Armenia for a good reason; to draw more awareness to the 1915 genocide. Really. Abrahamyan praised the Kardashians for their ‘international recognition and condemnation of the Armenian genocide.’
Kim had this to say, over on Instagram: 'It was an honor to meet the Prime Minister of Armenia, Hovik Abrahamyan who expressed how proud they are that we are proud Armenians and we have not forgotten our roots! #NeverForget’
The combination of Kardashians and historical conflict is so bizarre that we sure won’t!
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