All The Things That Look Exactly Like Zayn Malik’s Amazing Hair

A little cress man. A tidal wave. And other things that resemble Zayn Malik's current follicle situation.

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by Stevie Martin |
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Every time Zayn Malik (you know, the one with the hair and the soulful eyes from One Direction who isn't Harry Styles) debuts a new hairstyle, the world's population goes into overdrive. So it's not surprising that, when the band touched down at Heathrowa few days ago amid their On The Road Again tour, and Zayn was sporting the sort of hair that defies explanation, there was a lot of confusion.

Questions such as 'what has he done?' and 'what is it?' and 'is it that he's grown out another hairstyle? Is it even a hairstyle at all?' were on everyone's lips, so we decided to make it simple. When attempting to describe Zayn's current hair situation to another human being, feel free to use the following images to illustrate your point because, in these circumstances, words just don't cut it.

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Zayn Maliks Hair

Curtains1 of 7

Curtains

Obviously.

Cress2 of 7

Cress

Remember growing these when you were little? Well Zayn's growing them now. Out of his own head.

A Fountain3 of 7

A Fountain

Insert something about drinking from Zayn's fountain of love. Oh that sounds weird. Not in a weird way. In a metaphorical way.

Mushroom4 of 7

Mushroom

Remember the fungi joke? That was a good joke.

Ben From A15 of 7

Ben From A1

JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BAYBAY. Maybe Ben from briefly popular early noughties boy band A1 is Zayn's main influence (he isn't)

A Long-Haired Dog6 of 7

A Long-Haired Dog

In a nice way. Goes well with his puppydog eyes, right?

Mushroom Cloud7 of 7

Mushroom Cloud

He's such a fun guy. A fungi. Mushroom. Fungi. It's a joke.

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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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