I bet you thought that the most embarrassing thing that could happen on an exchange trip was downing too many Smirnoff Ices and snogging that aggy grunger called Gurt. Well you’re wrong, because this poor American exchange student actually got stuck inside a vagina. Well, a sculpture of a vagina. But still, pretty difficult to live down in your next form class, right?
The unnamed American student, who was apparently in Germany on an exchange trip, got stuck inside a massive stone vagina outside the microbiology and virology department of Tübingen University in Germany.
After getting in there to take some (admittedly, probably hilarious) photographs, the poor bastard got stuck and had to be freed by a team of 22 firefighters. Their log of the incident was delightfully concise: ‘A person trapped in a stone vulva’.
A friend then posted the image of him online saying: ‘I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture. The fire department was not really amused, and he was really embarrassed.’
That’s got to be the understatement of the century hasn’t it? Thankfully, there was no damage to the £95,000 sculpture by Fernando de la Jara and the student wasn’t injured. Except his pride, which evidently took a bit of a battering.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.